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If I were my boss, I`d never leave my coffee cup unattended.
The key to successful relationships is not to start any.
Decisions decisions ... Guess I`ll drink on it.
Playing dead on the couch all day in case a bear attacks. That`s not lazy, that`s proactive.
Statistically, I`ve come to the conclusion that I`m going to hell in multiple religions.
Some people just lack the ability to realize that everyone in the room wants them to shut up.
I was told there would be kool-aid.
I`ve made up my mind, I`m not giving up anything for Lent, I`m no quitter...
My clothes are 75% off and this is not a sale.
The world is full of nice guys who want naughty girls who want bad boys who want nice girls who want nice guys.
I plan on being up really late tonight making voodoo dolls for, well, never mind, you will know who you are soon enough.
Hash browns not tags.
I woke up early this morning with the strange desire to get up and exercise. Fortunately I rolled over and closed my eyes really tight and the feeling went away.
I wonder how the Never-ending story is doing.
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