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The worst time to need to sneeze is when you’re driving. The worst time to need to pee it when you’re driving and need to sneeze.
The block button is just the adult version of sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating "I can`t hear you" over and over
From now on when skinny girls say they`re fat I`m just gonna be like, "Yup" & walk away.
Is everything expensive or am I just poor?
I guarantee there`s a pregnant teenager somewhere who thinks `Ebola` would be a lovely name for their child.
The boss said I should let my creative juices flow. What he doesn’t know is that my creative juices are vodka and cranberry.
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If I say sorry I missed you, better look really close the next time you cross the street, I don`t miss twice.
I read Facebook for the pictures.
I wish I was important enough for my nudes to get leaked.
If a girl picks an iron in monopoly you know she`s a keeper
If it`s any consolation, your Doppelganger is probably having a really awesome day.
Common Sense is so rare, it should be classified as a super power.
I`m having an out of money experience.
Crazy is not a destination, it is a way of life.