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I`m gonna start a secret porn industry and call it "The Illuminaughty"
Finally got my Bon Jovi Sat Nav working... Wooahh we`re half way there.
Pizza: nah, Sex: eh, Drinking: no thanks, It`s so hard thinking of what to give up for Lent...
If I could get a firm grip on reality...I`d probably choke it.
There`s no `i` in "Shut the f*ck up!"
Can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day
If you don`t leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn`t get your money`s worth.
People who make really bad decisions are always like "I have the worst luck"
Why am I always right but people still ignore me...?
Why do I get the feeling that a lot of adults nowadays who ask kids "What do you want to be when you grow up?" are just trying to come up with some ideas?
Girl rule. A girl will only compliment another girl that is uglier than they are.
"Hey homie!" - How I greet my house whenever I arrive.
Liquid sanity: I call it alcohol..!!
Hillary Clinton is running for president. In other news, grass is green and the sun is hot.
How`d this get posted?