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Its weird that goldfish will eat other goldfish but wont eat goldfish crackers. Life sure is complicated sometimes.
not to brag but I finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes.
Men are like cheap dishes - easily broken & completely replaceable!
The key to successful relationships is not to start any.
i dont drink any more and yet again i dont any less either
Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at.
I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it.
I`ll make better mistakes tomorrow.
Just a word of advice for all you single guys having a hard time out there, Forget the clubs, forget the churches, forget the online dating sites, as the best places to meet single women are the freezer section and down the cat food isle.....
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and then six months later you have to do it all over again.
I`ll never forget the first time we met. Although, I will keep trying.
When it comes to f*cking around, I don`t f*ck around.
You know I feel the frustration that The Skipper endured because there are days that I too am surrounded by Gilligans
Please help control the pet population, have that special talk with your pet!
Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a supervillain.