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OK. So I danced like no one was watching. Anyone know a good lawyer?
If a camera adds 10 pounds then maybe stop eating them
$100 for a dozen red what?! That`s a lot of money for a plant you can’t smoke.
Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says “trust me, you don’t want to know.”
I think we`ll be friends forever because we`re too lazy to find new friends.
Everyday I run into someone who pushes me past the limits of my medication.
It`s been rough today, right now I`m busy trying to lasso the tv remote with my phone charger cord.
The five stages of Sunday: depression, anger, bargaining, acceptance, Netflix
Thanksgiving is a great time to test the boundaries of how drunk you can get before your family members notice.
I was standing in front of the mirror eariler, admiring my six pack for hours. But it got really warm so I put it back in the fridge.
Eww!!! Beer does NOT taste good on Cocoa Puffs! ..I`m switching back to my Fruit Loops! ;)
I’m going to start wearing Summer’s Eve as a cologne. The vast majority of beautiful women seem to be attracted to douches.
I try not to limit my madness to March.
Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn’t hear you the first 100 times.
If you`re ever worried there`s an intruder in your house, shout 69 down the stairs. If no one laughs, there`s no one there