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So a year ago today I asked a really beautiful friend out on a date and today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.
I hate it when I put on my apple bottom jeans and cannot find my boots with da fur!!
I don`t know where the saying "working like a dog" got started but I`m looking at my dogs daily routine feeling pretty jealous myself.
Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi
I watch so many crime shows on Tv, that when I turn off the Tv set, I wipe my fingerprints 0ff the remote.
The future is much like the present, only longer.
Please God take me back to being 12 & let me start again & mess up my life in an entirely different way. I have fresh ideas.
Breaking news: Newt saw his shadow. Six more weeks of campaigning and attack ads.
Can`t believe people still say "pot" it`s not the 70s anymore we call it "saucepan" now
I swear I saw a guy earlier today that had no chin and all I could think about was, how does he put on pillow cases?
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that`s another weakness
Take time to reflect upon your day. Think of all the blessings you received, and everything you may be called to testify about :)))
Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.
All I’m saying is, you’ve never seen me crying and eating tacos at the same time.
I party until the taxi with the pretty red and blue lights picks me up.