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Thinks that thinking about thoughts of thinking are too thinkable for thoughts to be thought about thinking, I think.
Why is it that everyone you hate has such a better job than you?
An apple a day is bullsh!t. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.
I try not to be rude, but some people make it hard work.
If everything goes as planned, tonight I shall drink myself beautiful.
The problem with the world is intelligent people are full of doubts, while stupid people are full of confidence.
"Does this dress make me look fat?"-- Now, what I SHOULD have said was, "No, dear! You are little black dress approved!" but what came out was, "When did your bum move to the front?"
I`m already an idiot, I just need a village.
if your looking for love sorry to disappoint you im already in a relationship with fun and freedom. :-)
As I slowly ran my finger down her G string I thought to myself, this is a nice guitar.
No one your age has any idea what they`re doing either. No matter what age you are.
My internet was down for almost 4 mins,im ok but the 911 operator was a total b**ch about it!
I turned out ok for a kid raised in a large part by Bugs Bunny.
To Do: Figure out how to get paid to travel the world and eat.
My wife is driving me to drink. I hope she remembers to pick me up when Iām done.