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It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them......the police call it indecent exposure but whatever.
My neck, my back. My pizza and my snacks.
Hello customer service, I ate two happy meals and I’m still not happy
How does Ice-T order an Iced Tea without sounding like a douche?
I`m Not Single. I am romantically challenged
Say what you want about the porn industry. But they are hard workers.
DAMN IT!!!!! I just ripped the tag off one of my Beanie Babies! Now it`s worthless!!
Admit it, you`ve answered Dora at least once in your life.
On a scale from 0 to insane I`m batman
If I ever get arrested I am going to ask for a status update instead of a phone call.
You know you had an awesome night when you need sunglasses to get food out the fridge.
A synonym is a word you use when you can´t spell the word you first thought of.
If you would`ve told me back in 1999 that we`d still be using animated gifs in 2015, I would`ve said "Wow, what a boring conversation"
Porn can be so misleading. I quit my pizza delivery job after two days.
Just because she weighed as much as two women doesn`t mean you had a threesome