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The voices in my head tell me not to listen to the voices in my head, and now I don`t know who to listen to anymore
I’ve had no formal martial arts training, but I know for a fact the Power Rangers are wasting too much energy on unnecessary summersaults
United should roll out Rodeo Rewards where you get paid based on how long you are able to stay on the plane when you are chosen to volunteer.
Always look out for #1. Don´t step in #2 either.
OK. If you`re so smart, what`s the answer to this question?
We`re all brave until we realize the cockroach has wings
Saw someone try and park a car for about 10 minutes. I didn’t see the person so I’m not going to assume what gender she was.
Yea...sure! I was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today
My neighbor`s facebook movie is just a montage of me caught on surveillance video, stealing his newspaper every morning.
Like if you really googled to see if that kid really died from masturbating
If your girlfriend has $15 and you have $30, your girlfriend actually has $45.
Some people are just pure evil...I should know because I`m one of them.
There is only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water lying about being milk.
That one day of fame on Facebook because it`s your birthday.
“Latte” is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.