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I may not look good naked, but I`m a beautiful person on the insi.... Hahahaha just kidding I look great naked
Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown it’s all panic and screaming.
I`ve reached that time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth
I got this new calorie counting app ... Every day I go for a new high score ... Winning!
Yes officer, the person who robbed me was a woman 25-30, at least 5`9, a brunette and definitely single. Can you arrange a line up please
Just because they sell yoga pants in XXL doesn`t mean it`s ok to wear them in public.
Please God take me back to being 12 & let me start again & mess up my life in an entirely different way. I have fresh ideas.
yo fellas how did that "wow" comment you left on that girls facebook picture play out
I sometimes worries about my short attention span, ...but not for very L... hey! ... look at that squirrel!
Sorry I`m late, I didnt want to come
Relationship Status: Very relieved socks can`t get pregnant.
My dad use to take me to the circus to see the clowns, freakshows and the bearded lady. Now... I can see them anytime shopping at Walmart.
I`m posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they`re making ceramic bowls.
I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn.....it`s dead yarn now, though.