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I got called pretty today! Well actually the full statement was "you`re pretty annoying!" But I only focus on positive things
Vodka is the answer...but I can`t remember the question.
In my head I sound like the Queen of England bitches!
Kinda bummed that every Christmas for the last 12 years, I`ve been way too drunk to remember all the good times and the laughter we shared. Well, I leaned my lesson. It`s time to get my act together for the family. This Christmas, I`m hiring a cameraman.
Logging in to Facebook has become the equivalent of opening the fridge door and staring inside even though you`re not hungry.
If ignorance really was bliss we`d have a lot more really happy people around here.
Congratulations! I`ve finally snapped, and you`re first on my list!
my 2012 new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
I just wanted to say thank you to all the people that have given me a reason to drink this Friday night.
Make fun of George Bush all you want, but he would have found a way to bomb North Korea before they shut down Hollywood.
Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents job.
I would like to thank you people for letting me know its Friday every week. Its thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook.
Every novel is a mystery, if you never finish it.
The most frightening thing about nightmares is realizing that they were created by your mind.
Not every flower can say love, but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did. Not every dummy can read, but look at you go...... *high 5*