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Well kids, texting wasn`t always easy. In my day, you had to work for it. You had to want it. You need an S? You had to click that 7 button FOUR TIMES.
President Obama says his daughters need minimum wage jobs to "learn what it means to work." May I suggest the same for members of Congress?
If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!
Is it "I febreezed my crotch" or "I febroze my crotch"?
Not to brag but when I push it, I push it real good.
I drink because people talk.
I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait...
Hurricanes, Fires,Tiger running loose ... Whoever is playing Jumanji needs to wrap it up
I hate it when Hippos fall on me when walking home from school... :D
Its ironic how the colors Red, White and Blue represent freedom... until they are flashing behind your back.
You can tell by a woman`s feet how she feels about you. If they are behind her ears, she likes you.
A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex. Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms.
No one ever reads the rules of Monopoly unless an argument breaks out.
YOU KNOW WHY!!!!!!!!!!
You`re in your 20`s... you don`t have "haters"... you have "adults" that think you are "annoying"