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It took dozens and dozens of flushes and a plunger, but my guinea pig`s funeral is finally over.
World Cup Soccer? If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I`d go watch some of my single friends at the bar.
condoms prevent minivans
By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn`t believe me.
Making mirrors look good, since 1972
At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?
Come on snooze button, is 9 minutes all you have to offer...I need something in the 2-3 hour range.
I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house. Wait...no, false alarm.
Drinking coffee is a fun way to become dependent on paying money to wake up.
"How`s phone reception in the bathroom?" is an important question, but one you just can`t ask on a job interview.
am feeling lazy......... jst like the guy who desighned the Japannese flag
If you cannot FACE your problem, then the problem is your FACE.
If da Vinci were alive today, the "Mona Lisa" would have been called "IMG-20121020-00463.jpg"
U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. how many fish do you have?? stop counting smart one fish can`t drown
when i die i want to be thrown out of an airplane with a superman costume