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Any psycho girls wanna hang out? Just text me like 5000 times and let me know.
So how many women out there think men are pigs? Gimme a show of tits!
I need a vacation ... or this fifth of Jack -Me at the liqiour store
When I got divorced, we split the house. I got the outside....
Why would anybody put 99 bottles of beer up on a wall in the first place?
Social experiments where skinny people wear fat suits teach us to be nicer to fat people because it might be a skinny person in a fat suit.
Some days the problem is I care too much... Today was not one of those days...
Just knowing that I have successfully pissed you off again makes my day.
Just seen a homeless dude with a sign that said “too ugly to prostitute”
I relate to Game of Thrones because much like my own life, I have no idea what`s going on and there`s a lot of wine drinking.
Sometimes I`ll go out in public and socialize with people, those times are called alibis.
I always like seeing those "Baby on Board" stickers because it`s nice to see agreeable babies out there.
You dont know sh!t about pressure until you`re the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you
I don`t always do a lot, but I put a lot of thought into it.
I just wanna be the reason your doctor puts you on a new medication.