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I might not be a great example, but I´m one hell of a good warning.
Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks.
word of the day: nincomtard
No, I didn`t say I was a taxidermist. I said, I can stuff your beaver.
Don`t ask me how my night was coz I don`t know. I was asleep.
Facebook is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.
You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
It`s unfortunate that most people will never run out of things to say.
Worrying: a waste of imagination.
If you don’t count any of my failures, I’m quite successful.
It really pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script.
I found that 99% of the time, when I`m not listening, just saying "that`s some bullshi*t" makes them happy.
The hardest things about beginning any new relationship has got to be learning how to fart quietly again.
Sharks aren’t so bad. If some stranger entered my house wearing only a Speedo, I would probably attack him too.
I hate when someone asks me where I see myself 5 years from now when I don`t even remember where the hell I was 2 days ago.