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It takes two people to lie....one to lie.....the other to listen
You know what’s worse than slow internet? NOTHING.
The way I figure it, whatever doesn’t kill me has lost it’s chance.
is accepting applications. Needed someone to keep me from doing dumb stuff. See previous post.
I feel like I am losing my mind !!! But as long as I can keep the bit that tells me when to pee, I should be OK !!
When you buy Halloween candy to hand out as an adult, it`s like you are paying for all the free candy you got when you were a kid.
Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I kept to myself.
no..i am not drunk, floors needs hugs too ! :p
Serious question: Are doctors sure erectile dysfunction isn`t just a side effect of being married & bangin the same woman for years & years?
Crayons are a lot like M & M`s, all the colors taste the same.
I bet if Jesus had turned water into Vodka. The Bible would`ve been a lot more interesting.
Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps, or does he just feel like he is at work?
A police officer just knocked on my door to tell me my dogs were chasing kids down the road on bikes.. Umm.. My dogs don`t even own bikes?
Abstinence makes the arm grow stronger ... at least one of them anyway.
I don’t drink to forget, I… what was I saying?