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Tomorrow is International "Cook a Steak and Then Throw It to a Seagull" Day. Get involved. Don`t question it.
The only difference between fear and adventure is how much you breathe.
My car said "low on fuel"..I replied "low on cash"..I`m still waiting for a reply..
The right man will love you unconditionally, will be loyal, and will always be happy to see you. ... Oh wait, That`s my dog. My dog does that.
Can we all just agree to start spelling it "Wensday"?
Figure it out people. It’s a 4-way stop sign not a woman.
WikiHow suggested 9 Ways to Celebrate Earth Day.... I did all by ?#? SLEEPING?the whole day! How???? I smoked less, used water/power less etc. Wikiwikiwiki!!!!!
I can update Facebook from anywhere. Even when crossing the stre
Burned almost a thousand calories with the elliptical machine today. Moved it into the basement, that thing is heavy!
It`s impossible to get a parking ticket if you don`t have windshield wipers.
Hooray ! My face book film has been nominated for an Academy Award
A man who scratches his butt should not bite fingernails!
True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.
If you`re confident enough, every zoo is a petting zoo.
You had me at 0 mutual friends