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If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts...it would be very creepy.
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That awkward moment when you have 10+ tabs open and you can`t figure out which one the music is coming from. FML
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Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.
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Normal people scare me ... But not as much as I scare them. :)
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I am one of those people who presses every button in the elevator when I`m getting out =]
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"I believe I can fry" - R Kelly filling out McDonald`s application
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With the problems I have, I would have taken my own life a long time ago but i have one question: Do they sell weed in hell?
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When a man says he`ll do anything for a woman, he means slaying dragons, killing zombies and rescuing her from castle towers. IT DOES NOT MEAN cleaning garage, fixing roof and cleaning out the basement!
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A woman that doesn`t ask for nothing deserves everything
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Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female.
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i make the other half of the Oreo watch.
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Relationship status: sleeping in my bed diagonally.
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If you see me out somewhere and act like you didn`t, you should know that I ignored you first.
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I will be thoroughly disappointed if the first human born on Mars isn’t named Marvin.
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Chillin: the art of doing nothing without being bored.
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