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I hide from people too, so I get it unicorns, I get it.
Checked myself for ticks ... but I didn`t hear anything.
Please rephrase your question in the form of a compliment.
Next time you take your dog for a walk pretend he`s solving a mystery.
Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business.
I know that no means no, but that`s about the extent of my Spanish.
Parents: Where are you going at this time of the night all dressed up like a slut? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
I gauge a person’s wealth by the level of protection on their iPhone. No case, huge salary.
Sometimes I find myself envious of how well Waldo can hide..
I like that CNN is tweeting a picture of ebola bacteria. It will be handy in case I encounter it in the wild. With my microscope vision.
People who don’t like pizza are people you don’t need in your life.
Happy Fourth of July!! Or as the rest of the world likes to call it, Friday.
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you`re innocent".
You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!
I`ll never forget the first time we met. Although, I will keep trying.