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Somehow, we`ve got to find a way to STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under.
Memories of you make me look forward to alzheimers.
Don`t tell me I have to say "Happy Holidays" so nobody gets offended. I will "Merry Christmas" the sh!t out of you.
I dont think McDonald`s french fries are real food. Just found one under my car seat from two months ago and it looked perfect ... Tasted fine, too.
If I had the money I`d hire 2 private investigators to follow each other
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?
is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
If you have fewer than 25 FB friends. Please unfriend me because thats just embarassing and I dont want to be on your "loser" list.
When I was a child, I wanted to be a surgeon. But apparently I was too young
My bank called because they noticed ‘highly suspicious activity’ on my charge account. It was for a gym membership.
Bike helmets only protect you from looking cool.
A man is as faithful as his options
that awkward moment when you`re alone somewhere and trying to take a picture of yourself.
I live in a small town where the population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregant a guy leaves town.