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You`re not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU`RE RICH
Why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let this stupidity problem solve itself?
Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife`s is around $643.27. Apparently
Most advanced telescopes use mirrors so we really have no way to know how many vampires are in space
Avoid parking tickets by leaving your wipers on high.
It`s so cold, I just got a $5 foot long from subway, but by the time I got back to my car it was only 6 inches.
is in his own little world but it´s okay they know me here.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
Ha, SUCKA`S! I just smuggled a bag of popcorn into the movie theater. Now I just need to borrow their microwave.
Sixth in line to the throne takes on a different meaning when you’re not in the royal family but in a dive bar.
I thought an emu was when you sent someone a cow via cyber mail.
I just saved a lot of money in child support by switching to condoms!
I`ve accidentally swallowed a load of scrabble pieces.........My next poop could spell trouble.
My desire to be well informed is currently in deep conflict with my need to stay sane.
If you`re ever worried there`s an intruder in your house, shout 69 down the stairs. If no one laughs, there`s no one there