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It`s ok if you don`t like my personality,,, I`ve got others.
In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don`t think I can keep watching movies
At the end of the day, it`s 11:59pm.
I just called the Alcohol Hotline and those bastards don`t even deliver.
No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
Meant to tell my kid "Good night, I love you," but it came out as "Thank god you go back to school tomorrow because this is bullsh!t"
Do people who exercise not know about ice cream and Netflix?
Cats constantly look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport.
The moment when someone says a word and everyone laughs, including you and then someone goes, "Do you know what that means?" and you go "No, not really."
The grass is always greener where the bodies are buried.
I finally had the talk with my kids. I told them that in the wild animals eat their young so they better get their sh!t together.
Apparently, playing dead only works on bears not ex boyfriends.
48 states observe daylight savings time. The other two clock block.
My IQ? ... With google or without?