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Ladys, if you`re in an argument with a guy and there`s no may to win. Start playing with your boobs...works every time.
They say the camera adds 10lbs. Stop eating cameras!
My mom put shredded carrots in our Jello, so don`t tell me about your rough childhood.
Why can`t I get service in my own home, but the god damn Taliban can upload videos from a cave in Afghanistan!?
On a scale of 1 to "Me".. how smart are you?
I wish I could get excited as a redneck drinking cheap beer and watching cars go around in circles for hours.
Family vacations: When you pay a lot of money to yell at your kids in exotic destinations, preferably on a balcony with an ocean view.
my stomach just growled and it sounded like it said... `Droid`....
I`d like to have a child one day ... Two days, tops.
I dont mind going to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is bullsh*t
I wonder if the girls on "16 and pregnant," will come back on "32 and a Grandma."
I dont hate you but, if you put `just about to jump off a cliff` as your facebook statuses i would poke you
I look forward to paying off all my debt so I can get back to just being broke
I just finish reading "50 shades of gray" by Sherwin Williams. I don`t see what all the hype is about these paint brochures.
The point is... Is Imma hug you like a panda nd you`re gunna like it.!(: