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I swear that logging in to Facebook has become the equivalent of opening the fridge door and staring inside even though you`re not hungry.
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it!
Do you ever just get a random burst of motivation to clean your house, write a novel, paint a masterpiece or read a book ... Yeah, me neither.
I have every episode of Hoarders saved on DVD.
I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms.
Time to get out of bed and worry from another location.
Fox canceled Cops. So I guess if I want to stay current on what my family is up to now, I`ll have to turn to Facebook.
I think when a restaurant has "lobster celebration" it is very misleading to the lobster.
Shout out to hotel maids changing sheets on February 15th.
I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion.
Money isn`t the key to happiness ... Wait a minute, I`ll just pay to have a key made.
New documentary movie about white trash .... I only saw the trailer ....
It`s kind of creepy that you noticed me staring at you.
Make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen
HR says I`m not allowed to scream "OH GOD IT BURNS MAKE IT STOP" when I walk through the front door at work anymore :(