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I am not available because I am looking at porn that takes up the whole computer screen
Don`t forget: it`s very important what strangers on the Internet think about you.
I know you think you´re interesting because you have an accent. But a drunken slur is not an accent.
It`s ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
You`re never too old to learn stupid sh!t
Why can`t the ice cream man just get a freakin liquor license already
Wow, I just melted a piece of ice by staring at it. Took a little longer than I thought it would.
it`s a fact that flies on screens are not afraid of cursors
okay it was me..... I did it ..... I let the dogs out
Hooters does have hot girls, but the Subway girls are the real wife material.
I have an irrational fear of speed bumps but, I’m slowly getting over it.
love me or leave me,,HEY!!! where is everybody going?
My coworkers sending dirty messages to other coworkers when I leave my computer unlocked is why I have trust issues. ... and dates.
My box of Animal Crackers said, "WARNING: Do Not Eat if Seal is Broken." I open the box, and sure enough...
In life you will meet all sorts of people, happy, moody, shy, loud, weird, and then there`s me So deal with it mmuhaaaaaaaahaaahaaaa that`s right !