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What this country needs is more unemployed politicians...
Urban Dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions.
What`s the difference between "Ooooo" and "Ahhh"? About 3 inches.
OMG ... I hate waiting in lines ... I wish this woman would hurry up and pick a suspect already.
I hate when I drop my pen on the floor and it`s slightly out of reach so I leave it there forever.
Remeber that time we came to work and we were excited? Me neither.
Seven years ago today I swallowed bubblegum ... I`ll keep you all posted.
I changed my name in my daughters phone to God...just texted her and said "I saw that"
I`m eating a vegan lunch today. Sure, it`s six sleeves of Smarties and a Diet Coke, but I`m still better than you.
I`m sorry, all I hear is your perfume
When asked `What would you bring with you to a deserted island`, how come no one ever replies, `A boat.`?
I wouldn`t say I "missed" your call.
I`m disgusted by the thought of people updating their status while sitting on the toilet like I am right now.
Nothing is quite as scary as hearing your doorbell ring on the same night you made a blood sacrifice to the dark lord.
You seem awesome. I can`t wait to find out what I hate about you.