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I helped my girlfriend with the dinner last night. I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
I`m starting to think all that stuff about Y2K is not going to happen !
Better ingredients. Better pizza. Horrible acting. Papa Johns.
Just ordered a Fitbit and my bank called to see if my card was stolen.
Truth is, it’s not a “long story”… I’m just too damn lazy to explain it.
A fun gym game is to drag your treadmill behind someone else`s, and then run with a determined glare while holding a bat.
You tell me I`m crazy, the voices tell me I`m not. 4 against 1, so........
Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.
Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a "judgment free" zone...unless we`re talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week.
I hate lying to kids but my daughter asked me what twerking was and I told her it was when identical twins go to each others` jobs
If cartoons can wear the same clothes everyday then so can I, dammit!
Sure thing.... follow me... I`ll show you the fastest way to get to nowhere.
People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. & they are not even 18 yet.
I don`t want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.
Building the city on rock and roll was probably the wrong move from an engineering perspective.