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Meanwhile, Somewhere farther down on your timeline, your aunt just posted the "Footprints" poem on your wall again.
If you`re bored, wear a cape. Then you can be Super Bored
There’s nothing better than a nap after a good nights sleep.
Got kicked out of the local casino again. Apparently, gold chocolate coins mess up their slot machines or something.
If you want your team to win a sporting event just tell me. I will root for the other team. That will guarantee a win for your team.
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
Keychains were invented so that you can lose all of your keys at once.
My lack of dusting will finally pay off on Halloween.
I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed. ;)
Had a super busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
The five stages of Sunday: depression, anger, bargaining, acceptance, Netflix
B!tch Please, your only fan is the one on your ceiling.
We`ll be friends `til we`re old and senile ... Then we`ll be new friends.
God is pretty creative. I mean, look at me.
Sometimes my mind wanders, other times it leaves completly. ;)