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I hide from people too, so I get it unicorns, I get it.
All the women moaning about finding a husband obviously never had one.
i dont drink any more and yet again i dont any less either
For Display Only` signs on the toilets at Home Depot. Sorry guys my bad. ;)
I`m celebrating 1 year of sobriety today ... I think it was 1989 ... Cheers!
Paying bills is fun and easy when you have a bottle of wine and a shredder.
lifes like a box of chocolates, never know whatcha gonna get (:
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great
Woke up to my teen cleaning the house for "no reason" and now I have a mystery to solve.
Procrastinators Unite!! ... tomorrow.
I was pretty disappointed when my boss said we can`t do throw-back Thursday, or bring tequila shots to work
Before I lose my phone, end up naked, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Independence Day.
Still waiting on the "Once you go black, you`ll never go back" episode of Mythbusters.
Key to a Happy Life: Get a job where people ask, “You actually get paid for doing this?”
I love food, napping on the couch, and getting super excited about car rides, I`m basically a golden retriever.