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Some people should be very grateful I don`t have mob connections.
Happiness, is just a liquor store away.
Bring a CD into my car that I "have to hear" and I`ll figure out a way to deploy the passenger side airbags
Is it just me, or does this gravy I made taste like scotch? Anyway, best Thanksgiving EVER!
Never let a medical procedure scare you. That`s what the bill is for.
Save the US Postal Service. Have the Jehovah Witness and Mormons deliver the mail.
Apparently you can not demand to be strip searched.
A lot of guys get married just because they`re hungry.
Humpty Dumpty was pushed I tell ya. PUSHED!!!!!!
I`m sexy and I know it really is....... your slutty and you blow it.
I wonder if Earth makes fun of the Moon for having no life.
Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?
I think I`m funny - but looks aren`t everything
You know I feel the frustration that The Skipper endured because there are days that I too am surrounded by Gilligans
Saw a chameleon today, so I`m assuming it wasn`t a very good one.