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Yawning is our body`s way of saying 20% of battery remaining
Despite the old saying, "Don`t take your troubles to bed," many women still sleep with their husbands.
Sure, I can speak Spanish... "Margarita!"
Saw a flying saucer today. It appeared right after the flying cup that my wife threw at me.
If you`re able to roll over in your grave, you should save that energy for yelling and digging.
How funny is it when you’re telling somebody a made-up story and someone says “Oh yeah I heard about that”?
How to tell if your wife is mad at you - Step 1. She is
The Internet: 1% information 1% jokes 98% outrage over information and jokes
I just saw a guy take a bite of Kit Kat bar without breaking it apart first! Sir, we live in a society with rules, please adhere to them.
I’m Not Arguing. I’m Simply Explaining Why I’m Right.
A panda never pays his bills, because he eats shoots and leaves!!!
If there`s a bar where everybody knows your name, you`re probably an alcoholic.
The greatest fear is NOT fear itself. It’s dropping your phone in a port-a-potty!
If your having a bad day, remember that somewhere on this big planet, someone just lost their straw in a capri sun!!
What`s the point of a highschool reunion? I`ve got Facebook. I already know you got fat.