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Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any.
?-- that guy is cute ?
7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate maybe 10.
"Man, you know your bible verses forwards and backwards" - said no one ever
With everything going on lately... I`ve got a lot of serious thinking to do! Oops....Did I say "Thinking".... I meant "Drinking"!!
I’m at the doctor’s office & they don’t know why I have this rash on my balls. Guess I’ll wait for the Dr, these other patients are clueless.
the WORLDS shortest joke..... "2 women were sitting together quietly
Do whatever you want. And if it’s something you’re going to regret in the morning…sleep late.
Christmas is all about getting your entire dysfunctional family under one roof, hoping the cops don`t get called and nobody gets arrested.
Pouring a bucket of white marbles into the hippo pen will result in a lifetime ban from the zoo no matter how hungry they look.
is in his own little world but it´s okay they know me here.
I could write an entire book on excuses... but I have to drop my dog off at the airport.
Bacon...need I say more
Women.Some men undermine, disrespect and consider them weak,forgeting the countless spanks they got from their mothers
There`s no use worrying about things you can`t control. And the good news is, that`s pretty much everything.