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If a woman shaves her legs for you, at least every other day, in the Winter time, it`s Love.
Dear Santa: My sister is the "naughty" one ... trust me.
Wait...so the "c-word" isn`t co-worker?
When it comes to bug protection, you just can`t beat "OFF!".
Next time you are sad remember you can make a cheeseburger with donuts as the bun. Still sad? Add Sprinkles
At church they said the number of the beast is 666, but I stood up and said that`s not my wifes phone number.
I`ve been building my own particle accelerator. Plan to create a boson particle. Explore the mysteries.....you know what? This is a lot of work. Think I`m just going to have a beer and play Call of Duty.
Are the ATF and border patrols also shutdown? Asking for a Mexican friend....
I`m sorry call me old fashioned,but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina...
God is creative, I mean just look at me.
Why is it called a "personal trainer", instead of an "exercist"?
I`m tired of things costing money
Keep scrolling , I got nothing.
If something`s worth doing, it`s worth doing rihgt.