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You`re uglier than..... well, you`re the example.
So how long before GoFundMe is our nation`s leading health care provider?
Don`t forget: it`s very important what strangers on the Internet think about you.
just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream
Wish my girlfriend was awake, could really do with a sandwich right now.
"Lazy" is a strong word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
If you replace the "W" in "where" "what" and "when" with "T" you get answers to the questions.
I really don`t need to be loved.. I would settle for being tolerated. :)
Sorry, everyone, it looks like my Facebook account was hacked by tequila last night...
Last person to like this wins a prize.
A trail of clothes leading to my bedroom means that I dropped them on the way from the dryer ... That`s all.
If I ever start a band, I`m going to call it The Voices in My Head. Think of all the fun ways you can tell other people what you`re listening to...
Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook-stalking never updates anything.
Me: I must be out of my mind. Me: You and me both.
Sex Is Like Math: Add The Bed, Subtract The Clothes, Divide The Legs, And Pray To God You Don`t Multiply!