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My car is so old the high beam switch is on the floor...
Of course your opinion matters. Just not to me.
You should probably first master the art of thinking “inside” the box
I don’t know if I have a stalker, but if I do, could you drop off some milk. Thanks.
The Hulk just texted me a picture of a zucchini, I think?
It`s like my golf instructor thinks I`m mature enough to handle him talking about balls, and how to properly grip the club.
I bet Batman`s cape gets stuck in the car door more times than he admits.
I don`t get it. If violets are blue, why do we call them violets?
I know I`m an adult now, but I still hold out hope that money will fall out of every card I get.
My "check engine" light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there...silly light.
Apparently, I just ate 39 servings of Tic - Tacs.
Black, white, gay, straight, Christian, Jewish... It doesn`t matter. It`s all good. But a Pepsi drinker...
If I`m in a public bathroom and someone else in that same bathroom is on the phone and states that they are ANYWHERE ELSE, I flush my toilet
I would of read and liked your status if it wasn`t like 3 pages long.
I’m back on my feet again!! Wait, false alarm the remote is right here.