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How to make a Vodka Christmas cake. . (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be... sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to
Another tragedy today in the music industry.....Justin Beiber was just found alive in his apartment. :(
What if the stickers are the only thing Made In China?
I just saw a bus that you would look amazing under.
Theme parks can snap a clear picture of you on a rollercoaster at 70mph, but bank cameras can`t get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who opens up their Hershey Kisses ever so gently so that the foil doesn’t tear.
The only hunger games i care about involve plastic hippos.
Ummm,, Can we just admit we may have taken this anybody can grow up to be President thing a bit too far.
Women use sex to get stuff, men lose stuff because of sex.
I’m moving to Africa. Apparently there I can eat for 12 cents a day.
This spider just got away from me because I made the classic villain mistake of telling him my whole evil plan before killing him.
The only rule of the Chess Club is to hide from the Fight Club.
If I say "I don`t know, let me look", I`m really just spinning around in my chair a few times while you`re on hold.
is giving everyone permission to steal, and use this status.
So there`s a t.v. show called, It`s Me or the Dog?.. I was disappointed to find out its not a game show where people guess who farted