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On a scale from 0 to insane, I`m Batman!
what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
DUI attorneys should buy some ad space on those Taco Bell hot sauce packets.
I just attempted to wash a paper plate if you wonder how much money I have available.
I think sex is probably the best stress reliever, but I haven’t beaten anyone with a baseball bat before, so I can’t be 100% sure.
My brain is giving me the silent treatment today.
STEP 1: Sign up for email newsletter STEP 2: Receive email newsletter STEP 3: Delete unread email newsletter for the rest of your life.
Adding "just sayin" to a smart-a$$ed comment makes you even more of an a$$hole. Just sayin
I seem to start my day backwards. I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook was the best way of letting all your friends know I`m available.
I really think there should be a separate driving lane for those of us running solely on caffeine and rage.
my entire life is a "had to be there" moment
Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot revenge.
My goal today is to turn actions into thoughts.
I bet guys that work at strip clubs are "hard" workers...