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There’s a wild side to EVERY innocent face.
I like to imagine that braille on random public signs often says: “How did you know this was here?”
The Internet makes things so convenient. Before it existed, if you wanted to order a DVD online, you had to invent the Internet.
Don’t ask a girl where she wants to eat. Tell her to guess where you’re taking her to eat. Then take her to her first guess.
If thought bubbles appeared over our heads, I would get punched in the face a lot more.
Netflix is a lot like facebook in the way I just waste time scrolling and scoffing at things.
I was going to get married, but my wife refuses to sign the divorce papers
My door bell is a recording of a shotgun being racked.
People would probably piss me off a lot less if I was allowed to drive a tank.
Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?
I`m not funny, I`m just kidding u
Why do I even have unlimited texting?
Another funny thing about this status is when you finally realize that it talks about nothing? its all ready too late to stop reading. lol
I wonder who Jason Waterfalls is and why did TLC not want him to go...
I want you to know that whatever problems you`re having, I`m here to read about it on Facebook