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Life is beautiful ...... but Monday`s suck all the way around.
Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
That`s like asking the fat guy to watch the pie.
Wife is out of town until tomorrow night. Anyone wanna come sit on the other end of the sofa and ignore me?
I often wonder how things worked out for that guy who grabbed the bull by the horns.
I saw the most beautiful painting at the store the other day … but then I realized it was a mirror.
He is proud of himself. He finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
I am starting to think I will never be old enough to know better.
I wonder what it feels like to be wrong.
I remember when the internet was two tin cans and a string.
L`oréal`s mascara makes your lashes 60% longer? Wow! They should make condoms.
Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever.
I eat boiled eggs, cabbage, and baked beans before the in-laws visit. They never stay long.
Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don`t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!
I got kicked out of a fancy dress party on the weekend, because I was wearing nothing but a red shirt. Not my fault nobody has heard of Winnie the Pooh!!