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Everyone has their area of expert knowledge.... if any of you need tips on how to do absolutely nothing amazingly well, let me know.
Scott Baio is not a part of the Presidential transition team. Iām really disappointed that Charles is not in Charge of anything.
Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way.
Actions speak louder than words when you smack someone in the back of the head with a shovel
I think for Halloween I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.
You have a point. It`s just not very sharp
I have decided I no longer want to be an adult. So if anyone needs me, I`ll be in my blankey fort... coloring.
United Airlines.... Board as Doctor, leave as patient.
If you`re a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money
Broke up with my girlfriend. She was into the horoscope stuff and we weren`t compatible. I`m a libra and shes a...b!tch
50 notifications later I regret ever commenting on your status.
cofeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee... Wheeeeeeeeee!
Apparently, all those good looking people in the swimsuit catalogs go to a different beach than I do.
drinking while working out...it`s called Bacardio
Just witnessed kids playing tag. What is this world coming to? Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise?