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The most common crossfit injury is a black eye from talking about it too much.
I`ll be right with you, I`m busy being inappropriate on the internet.
I accidentally had two energy drinks today and now my house is decorated for Christmas.
If kidnapping is a federal offense, then why is marriage legal?
Ladies, don`t say that men never listen... We can tell you every word of what was said during an NFL pregame or in-game broadcast.
I go both ways. I like hard AND soft tacos.
I`m sorry baby, but me & you are not going to work out. We are going to watch tv.
Netflix is a lot like facebook in the way I just waste time scrolling and scoffing at things.
11th Commandment: Thou shall not gossip about other people’s lives when you are not doing any better yourself.
It’s getting harder and harder to find vodka-flavored vodka.
It turns out if you cry at the DMV they`ll let you take a second photo
Be thankful for Facebook, the way gas prices are headed we may never actually see each other again.
Share this if you know someone who is alive today simply because you don`t want to go to prison.
My problem has always been a Constipated Brain and my mouth has the Runs.......
Well, if you`re going to question my reputation and credentials as a gynecologist,I suggest you get the hell out of my office van.