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I wonder what "don`t touch" is in Braille.
off to bed...evil schemes don`t dream themselves up.
Step 1 - Change your Wi-Fi password to "blowmefirst." Step 2 - Wait for someone to ask you for it.
I bet when Hugh Hefner dies no one will say "He`s in a better place now."
It`s all fun and games until the cops show up.
Steve Jobs` text was meant to say: "I reign as CEO of Apple" Iphone autocorrect strikes again!
People are so weird. You reach under the bathroom stall to tie their shoes and they freak out instead of saying thanks.
Hey NFL, solution to your recent problem, start allowing players to hit each other on the field again
The good thing about "poking" on Facebook, no babies are created.
Remember when teachers asked to lie quietly with your head on your desk? My boss has yet to be impressed with this skill.
Maybe if I tilt my head to the side I can understand English – dogs
I get a lot of “You must work out!!!” I just wish it wasn’t from doctors. :(
There is nothing more terrifying than sneezing while driving.
No matter how stupid you feel, remember, Little Red Riding Hood couldn`t figure out a talking wolf in drag wasn`t her grandmother.
Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.