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Does this status update make me look fat?
Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
No I don`t think you`re stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking
Before you decide to spend less time on social media... make sure you go to every social media website and tell everyone.
How did the inventor of the clock know what time it was?
Shout out to weathermen telling us the barometric pressure like we know what the hell to do with that information.
You don’t have to be naked to have a good time, but it helps.
My gf thinks I cook our meals cause I love her. Really, it`s cause I`m afraid she might try to poison me.
The Zoo is a safe place to fart.
Side boob is only hot on women, bro.
If your neighbor has wind chimes, you have wind chimes.
A smile is the same in every language, I`m pretty sure the pee pee dance is too
I wish I could select all my responsibilities and press delete.
I bet cats are mad they can’t sit on televisions anymore.
I was just watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there`s already been a wrist injury.. No worries, I should be okay in a couple of days..