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Teamwork is just another way of saying we will soon be sharing in the blame equally.
Anyone else see the irony in Disney World?.. You know, the fact that it`s a giant human trap, ...set by a mouse.
If my smartphone was so smart, then why it can`t do my math homework
I`ve been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat.
Did you ever stop to think that maybe vodka is addicted to ME?
i hate it when other people hate the person i hate!!!
Any fool can use a computer ... Many do
I`ve never gone to bed with an ugly woman. Woken up to a whole bunch of them though.
My motto is "Never say never." Which makes it difficult to tell people my motto...
"They are more afraid of you than you are of them." -people who know even less about me than they do about bears
It`s as if none of these people have ever seen a beer hat at the gym before.
Be nice to me ... I may be hot one day.
Some people you know was dropped on their heads as babies. Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall and fell out the window.
BREAKING NEWS: Will Smith sends Miley Cyrus to live with auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
Aaron Hernandez`s next jersey is going to be a jailhouse jumpsuit!