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I have a great relationship with Alcohol..
I don’t care if it’s 4 A.M. I don’t consider it “tomorrow” until I wake up.
Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,...Why don`t you ever smile in my pictures?
My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home.
Can Walmart be a feeling? I`m pretty sure that`s how I`m feeling today.
Age has its advantages. Too bad I can`t remember what they are.
So she asked me "Do these pants make my butt look big?" And I said, "Not at all dear .. its the fat that does that." So now I´m single again.
is it just me, or did anyone else think that we would be living like the Jetson´s by 2011?
Anything can be considered your job if you hate it enough.
"I don`t see color." - A person who shouldn`t eat snow.
Whole Foods added a 10 items or less checkout line.... *as if anyone can afford to buy more than 10 items at a Whole Foods.
Women want a lot of things from one man. Conversely, men want one thing from a lot of women.
Is professional lollygagger an actual job yet?
facebooked yo mama!!!
~WARNING~ I will more than likely offend you at some point in time