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It`s not everyday you find a $50 bill in your pocket, I didn`t, but like I said it`s not everyday..
Ended a relationship today. Don`t worry, it wasn`t mine.
Smile, it confuses people. ;)
Just took an inventory of my body and it appears to be overstocked in all the wrong places.
Calm down ... Take a deep breath and hold it for about 30 minutes.
stupidity is a privelege entitled to everyone but you my dear are abusing this right
You`re the reason why I believe in condoms.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific
The party`s not over `till you smile for the mugshot
I can`t stand people who use song lyrics in their status` because they remind me of sombody that I used to know
The difference between your house smelling like delicious popcorn or burnt a$$ is around 24 seconds ..
I really don`t get Astrology but I just hope my daughter stays a Virgo until she`s at least 18.
You say hangover. I say out of booze.
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I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge.