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Ladys have it easy, if they ever do start to loose an argument they can just start playing with their boobs
My method of going "offline" in FB chat is to simply ignore you.
If by O.P.P. you mean Other People’s Pancakes, then yes I’m down with O.P.P.
If you don’t like being tailgated then don’t play movies I like.
Well, THAT Jehovah`s Witness isn`t going to forget anytime soon what they witnessed when I answered the door.
I only like clicky pens when I am the clicker.
Instead of having a child, I intend to spend my life acting like one.
I have decided to stop exercising and just learn Photoshop.
I spend hours on Facebook and then think, “Well, that was pointless”
Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan? ;)
Why is there a show called "When animals attack"? It should be called "When stupid people go near dangerous animals."
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s…That’s because she changes it more often.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Don`t understand how people in depression commercials can be sad with how attractive they are.