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The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax
My eye problems starts on Mondays and ends on Friday evening. I see clearer after the fourth bottle.
I love long legs.... Long sexy legs..... But not on a Spider, I hate long sexy legs on a Spider.
Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
My train of thought is loco, no motive.
My friend sent his wedding invitation from Facebook Event. I sent him a gift from Farmville.
In Hell, you cannot peel off the colors on a Rubik`s Cube to solve it
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent ? That’s why I never take baths...
"2 weeks with my baby xoxoxo" lol,calm down romeo&juliet.
Life`s tough. It`s tougher if you`re stupid...
My Boss requested me on facebook. I was like "pssst". If only he knew all the sh*t I post about his ugly @$$.
After a certain point, the `F` on the thermometer no longer stands for Fahrenheit.
If "The Breakfast Club" was made today, it would be a silent film about five kids staring at their phone
If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you.
I may look calm, but in my head I´ve punched you in the face 3 times already!