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Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
I once got a ride home from the pizza guy by ordering 1 pizza to be delivered to the bar and 1 to my house. Pretty sure i deserve an award.
At least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture.
I can`t believe the music that kids listen to now-a-days! What ever happened to wholesome music like "Push It" and "Me So Horny"?
If I`m not back in ten minutes ... then just wait longer.
The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.
Every Chrysler commercial should begin with them apologizing for the PT Cruiser.
Do the other settings on the washer actually do anything?
This year, I`m thankful for all the people that included me in their mass texts wishing me a "Happy Thanksgiving," now I know which numbers to block when Christmas comes around.
If any of you have gotten any weird texts from me recently, its because my phone is working fine and I`m just trying to make you feel uncomfortable.
I`ve been told I`m doing exceedingly well in my exaggeration therapy class, I think it`s because I`ve been giving it 180 percent.
I just blew all my party money on bills again
What idiot called it the "Happy Birthday" song instead of New Age music
Little known fact: Walt Disney was the inventor of modern day text talk "M - I - C... C u real soon... K - E - Y... Y? Because we like u"
I just wanna be the reason your doctor puts you on a new medication.