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Who´s up for Candyland? $20 buy in
Porn is so unrealistic. There`s no way a guy with a ponytail could have a house that nice.
My cat probably thinks I`m cleaning my ice cream...
Does anyone know when is the cut-off date to stop wishing someone Happy New Years?
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches.
Until they get this spell-check problem with the iPhone fixed, it would be best not to text your wife and tell her she is looking fit.
Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I`d highly recommend Fight Club.
I`m "got my sexual education from a 2 Live Crew cassette tape" years old.
Touch my food and suffer the consequences.
Life is just like a p@nis: Simple, relaxed and hanging freely, It`s the women who make it hard.
is clapping his hands and stomping his feet because he is happy and he knows it.
Dear Vegetarians, Thanks for saving the good food for us.
I`m so fresh they call me "ferbreeze"
I don’t know who or what is doing it, but one day I will find the thing that continues to steal one sock and destroy it.
No one will ever look at you the way I do ... But thats probably because no one will ever do it from the tree outside your window