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Stop bitchin about the frigid winter snow. There are kids in Africa who don`t even HAVE weather!
only fights if pillows are present.
Roses are red! violets are buckets. This poem makes no sense. Snot.
Don’t judge someone because they sin differently than you.
This Pokemon Go crap is getting ridiculous. I just saw a fight breakout between the pokebloods and the pokecrips.
I want the job of placing pepperoni slices on frozen pizzas, because clearly whoever has it is now has problems.
i wonder if fish get thirsty .
Wait,,,, What does it mean when my bride uses air quotes during the vows???
I live in a madhouse, ruled by a tiny army, that I made myself
Some people repeat themselves when they`re drunk & some people repeat themselves when they`re drunk.
Relationship Status: Very relieved socks can`t get pregnant.
That sound the Ketch-up make when you squeeze out the last drop, NEVER fails in making people laugh
If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I`d never be bored again.
If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the instructions
You call them ‘naps’ but I prefer to call them ‘alcohol-induced aftershocks`