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They sell Harvard shirts at Target so that’s a good way to save $ 399,984.05.
According to my neighbor’s journal, I have boundary issues.
feels like getting some work done ... so I am sitting down until the feeling passes.
Woke up with my credit card lying on my keyboard. I can`t wait to see what drunk me bought sober me.
I dreamt I was you..I hated myself. Luckily I woke up..woah that was close.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"
I`ve got my wise-ass in my smartypants so I`m ready for anything!
Yes... I repost. Isn`t that kinda the point? Spread the love and shit? Mostly shit... But that`s your fault...
I have an eating disorder; I`m about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets.
Never be mean to nerds. You never know, one day you might be working for them!
If the government shutdown effected alcohol or internet porn they`d have this sh!t fixed by tomorrow morning.
Four out of five voices in my head are saying this is gonna` be a great day.
Anyone know how much snow is too much snow not to go to the liquor store?
Someone smells like cigarettes and bad decisions.......Oh it`s me? Sorry about that.
My "Savings Account" is just several pairs of unwashed jeans on the floor that may or may not still have change in the pockets.